They made a statue of us
And then put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs of fun
How fun!
They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to
'Cause they've got years of experience
We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
