𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗~ • One's a poor country boy, the other a lusting sociopath. • Onceler can't escape the parasite Lorax after he cut down that tree, so as he goes to sell his Thneed he finds a new acquaintance. • How bad could this possibly be? • 𝙰 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚋 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚆𝟿𝟷𝟶𝟹𝟸𝟿𝟶 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸