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III

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The Onceler jumps up. "Today! Today I'm going to sell my Thneed!" He skips to his kitchen and begins cooking up a large stack of buttermilk pancakes, since that's all he ever eats. That and marshmallows. Some diet.

After breakfast Onceler dresses up in his poor country boy outfit, wrapping the thneed around his neck. He grabs his guitar, then walks out of the tent.

The Lorax glares and scoffs. "Tch, you cut down one of my trees to make that fucking garbage?!"

"Garbage?! Hmpf! The Thneed isn't 'Garbage'. It has countless uses! It's a scarf!" He points to the Thneed and pulls it off. "A hat! An umbrella! It's also super absorbent." He dunks the Thneed into the sink full of water, then places it onto the Lorax's head.

Pipsqueak stares at Onceler in awe of him.

Lorax growls at this and throws it off his head. "FUCK YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE SCARF THING!"

The Onceler grabs the Thneed and rings it out over the Lorax. He places it back on his neck. "Just wait until I'm a multimillionaire you dickquad." He scowls and stomps onto his cart.

"Let's go Melvin." He demands the Mule. Melvin pulls the cart out of the area.