sassy comebacks

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These are for if someone calls you a crybaby. *Requested*

You are just too stupid to insult.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

If you have something else to say then raise your hand... then place it over your mouth.

I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

If I'm a crybaby, you're contagious.

It's called fuck off and it's located over there.

I would love to insult you, but I could never do a better job than nature.