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hi guys! I made this so if anyone is being a bitch to you then use these!!

Save oxygen and shut your mouth.

I'd slap you but that'll be animal abuse.

If I throw a stick would you leave?

Do I care WAIT! (pauses) no I really don't

So did you have to study to be this stupid or did it come naturally?

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

I would agree but then we would both be wrong.

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