(Ignore above, I just wanted to see if a gif would work. Edit: it didn't. How the fuck do gifs work 😭)
I seriously want to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from your teeth.
Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 and shoved it into your personality.
I would tell you to eat shit but that would be cannibalism.
It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste.
There's a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got banged by crayola.
Don't piss me off, the hospital might be busy.
Look, just because your life is a joke, doesn't mean you're funny.
You remind me of a penny. Two faced and fucking worthless.
Sorry Hun, but unlike you I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
