Helloooo!! so more sassy comebacks enjoy!
You know i would slap you but i dont wanna make your face look any better
I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
You must have been one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected.
You don't have to say anything. Your face offends me just by being in the area.(give a snide look, looking her\him up and down w/disgust)
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I just have one question, Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You know, All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
you know, Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Have you considered sueing your brains for non-support?
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
