At least I don't have the personality of a bin bag.
Here's a list of things I like: Not you, not you and (gasp) not you!
My what now
You are literally a human version of a headache.
Sorry I can't hear you, I have an ear disease called 'I don't fucking care'
Here's a picture of what you mean to me (show blank piece of paper)
You're like school in July... No class.
What are you obsessed with me? 😂 Leave me alone!
Listen, I couldn't give a flying fat monkeys ass what you like or don't like. I'm gonna do my thing and you can fuck off and do whatever you wanna do as long as that doesn't involve me.
Who are you again?
I remember when you were nice, funny and pretty... Something fucked you up 😂
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
