Hey guys these are just some random comebacks you can use for any insult.
What a coincidence! Ugly starts with 'U'.
Your so fake, Barbie is jealous.
You are the reason we have middle fingers.
Please shut up, your voice lowers the IQ of everyone in this room/street/building/school/WHAT EVER
The (whatever language you speak English/American/WHATEVER) language lacks the words to show how much I hate you.
(Hold up a blank piece of paper) and this is how many people that care.
Yeah, keep rolling your eyes... maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.
I'm not insulting you... I'm describing you!
(For women only) you should back off unless you want your next period to come out of your nose.
Isn't it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence?
Oh no my bunny slippers just ran for cover...
I'm sorry but I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm...
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
