Shit happens, I mean look at your face.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there. (I've used this and it shuts them up 😂)
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk.
Nice outfit, go stand on the street corner and maybe you'll make some money.
You look like something I'd draw with my (the hand you don't draw with) left hand/right hand.
Well look who arrived to (school/work/college/wherever) on the bitch/idiot/hoe ville express.
Why the hell would I listen to what you say? I mean look at your shoes...
No me gusta...
You've got more back fat than bacon.
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
