I Is Being A SNEAKY BITCH

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WRITTEN BY LILLY!


Lilly: *stealthily crawls around the house in darkness*

Ivy *sleep talking*: SHARKIRA

Lilly *mouths*: What The Fuck Is A Sharkira??

Lyn *comes downstairs for drink*

Lilly: *hides beside coffee table*

Lyn: *hears her move* Hello?

Lilly: *mimicks Ivy* SHARKIRA

Lyn: Oh, it's just Ivy! 

Lilly: *sneaks on heeled boots*

Lyn: *heads up stairs*

Lilly: *runs for window*

Ivy: *wakes up*

Lilly: *slides under table*

Ivy: Lyn? It's 4:48 am what the hell are you doing up?

Lyn: SOKEEFE FLUFF & I NEEDED WATER

Lilly: *smiles*

Ivy: *comes in kitchen*

Lilly: *whispered muffle* GOD DAMMIT

Ivy: *looks around*

Ivy: *goes back on couch & turns on TV*

*Nova & Shadow run down*

Lilly: *jumps out window*

3 minutes later

Lilly: *lands on ground* *grunts* Ow...

Lilly: *runs up to wolf demon* *baby voice* YOU FROM MY BOOK AREN'T YOU? Yeahhh!!

Lilly: *jumps onto its back*

Clover: LILLY COME HERE!

Lilly: Oh, shit! FLY BITCH! FLY!

Wolf-Demon: Bitch I might ACTUALLY be a bitch but don't you dare!

6 hours later

Lilly: It might have taken us 6 hours, Cira. & bringing Clover.. & Clova.. BUT WE MADE IT TO ALASKA!!

Cira (Wolf-Demon): Yeah, cool. Now, CAN U GET THIS FUCKING CAT OFF OF ME?! GOD DAMMIT SHE'S GOT HER CLAWS IN MY GOD DAMN FLESH!

Clover: *quickly grabs Clova*


TO BE CONTINUED

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