By Lilly & JaCqUeS bc we both deserve revenge.
(Oh,and,at the end,a little note from a good friend)
Lilly: *looks at Sitcom*
Lilly: God dammit- Sunny beat the shit out of Lil
Sunny: Hm? What did she do?
Lilly: *reads whole sitcom part to her*
Biitch: What?
Sunny & Lil: MILLY! MILLY! MILLY!
Clover: LILLNIGHT! LILLNIGHT
Lilly: Why tf is it everytime I make guy friends & my girl friends know abt it, they do this?
Sunny: BC WE'RE MATCHING U UP!
Lilly: Nah, I ain't Polar! I don't date! U can wait til I'm 14 for that shit!
Sunny: Noooo
Lilly: YESS!!
Lil: *just watching Sunny trying argue*
Sunny: But it's true loveee!!
Lilly: Girl... Wth.
Sunny: BUT IT ISS!!
Sunny: Weeb-
Lilly: Chienne
Sunny: *gasps*
Everyone: Oooh
Lyn: Do u know the word bitch in every language.
Lilly: I wish...
Sunny: Ur sick
Lilly: No, I'm healthy. Or did u mean mentally?? Cuz it's mentally, Harley Quinn can't even get on my level.
Sunny: *strait jacket*
Lilly: Make it lesbian!
Sunny: What?
Lilly: I ship u with Lil!
Both Of Them: Tf?
Lilly: Do you like it? Huh? Do you? Do you fucking like it? Or should I ship you with Midnight?
Midnight: Can you not-
Lilly: *let's JaCqUeS finish this*
Milk: Lilly we need to stop this
Lilly: Mhm
The idio- Sunny: Ooh now they are agreeing with each other
Milly: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Lil: no Milly for life!
Milly: well then-
Clover: interesting. LET THE PURGE BEGIN
Sunny and Lilly: oop-
Ivy, Milk, Lilly, and Clover: who to get first?
Milk: Sunny the mother fooker of this ship
Everyone opposed to the ship: Bet
Sunny: Imma run now
Milk: You can't run from me!
*a race that milk wins because of his 6 hears of soccer, speed training, and all those suicides*
*Milk tackles sunny and drags her back to the mob*
Mob: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
Sunny: Please no!
Mob: It's too late!
Sunny: I won't let you get me that easy!
Milk: pins her on the ground and ties her wrists
Everyone: Ooh Monny (pronounced money)
Milk: don't even think about it
Everyone: shuts up
Milk: alright how should we execute her? Hanging? Torture? Stabbing? Let's take a vote!
Everyone: Torture!
Sunny 👁👄👁
Lilly: Gets out the brazen bull
Everyone except milk: utterly mystified
Milk: It's an old geek torture strategy. Sunny will get into this copper bull. We then lock the hatch We use this wood. Then we light the wood on fire. Sunny will slowly roast to death. And her screams will be muffled, and it will look like there is smoke coming out of the bulls nose.
Everyone: Sounds great!
*loads sunny into bull*
*lights wood on fore*
Sunny: dies
*Everyone looks at Lil*
Lil: NO! MILLY FOR LIFE
Milk: She is new. Should we not torture her to death?
Lilly: NO! ANYONE WHO SHIPS ME AND YOU MUST DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH!
Clover and Ivy: YES!
Milk: okay then
Lilly: What torture method should we use?
Milk: How about an old medival execution?
A/N I know many different torture strategies
Lilly: Bet. Also Biitch how do you know so many torture strategies?
Milk: It happens when you intensively study medival stuff
Everyone: ...
Milk: so what we do, is we tie Lil's hands and legs to this pully. The more you pull the lever, the more the ropes stretch. When you pull it too much, her arms and legs will fall off and she will die of pain and blood loss
Everyone: How tf are you so ruthless milk?!
Milk: Idk
*ties lil's hands and feet to device*
Lilly: *shoves everyone out of the way* I WANNA DO THIS ONE 😈
10 minutes of intense torture later
Lilly: She's dead
Everyone: Yay!
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The Demons' Not-So-Family-Friendly Sitcom!
Humor*Start's Sofia The First theme song* *Us singing along to the theme song* Lyn: *Jumps up with arms open* I AM A GIRL- Clover: *pushes me* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT- Lyn: *pushes her* Shut Up MOM. Sunny: *try's to calm us down* Everyone Please- Lilly and I...
