Lyn: Lyn wrote dis masterpiece.
JUST READ IT!
AND NO,YOU ARE NOT GETTING A RECAP,YOU LAZY ASS PEOPLE
Clover: *whispers to Ivy* I told you,I raised her well.
Ivy: *nods*
Lyn: READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy: She's DEFINITELY my grandchild though.
Clover: I mean,the craziness runs in the family!
Clova: *nods*
Ivy: But seriously,just GO AND READ IT ALREADY!
Lyn: *whispers* gO
Lyn: -A BOYFRIEND
Ivy,Lilly,Sunny,and Wolfie: lE gAsP
Lyn: *shows texts as proof to them* *mocks* I love you too babe,I LOVE YOU TO BABE??? WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER???
Clover: Lyn-
Ivy: Yes,what is your explanation for...*takes phone and looks at contacts name*...Jake!
Clover: Ivy you don't-
Lilly: *is on top of the castle,screaming* CLOVER'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!CLOVER'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
This is what is happening:
Lyn: *scrolling through the contacts*
Ivy: *pacing,in her own thoughts,wondering if she is going to be a grandma of two*
Lilly: *running around,making sure everyone got the word that her sister has a boyfriend,so everyone will pray for her that she won't get a brother*
Clover: *trying to tell everyone something,but can't over Lilly's racket*
Sunny and Wolfie: *unsure of what to say*
Clova: *scolding Clover*
*5 MINUTES LATER*
Clover: ALRIGHT,EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
*silence*
Clover: Thank Satan,Look,THAT'S NOT MY PHONE!
*silence*
Lilly: ...Then...who's is it?
Clover: I DON'T KNOW??? I must've switched them when I went to see Ogre War 2. It was good.
Lyn: How do we have proof that this isn't your phone?
Clover: *sigh* Gimme that
Lyn: *gives her the phone*
Clover: *takes it out of the case* THIS is an iphone Kill. I have an iphone Blood.
Ivy: OH YEAH. huh. I guess you are right.
Lyn: Gimme a sec. *hacks into all of the phones and speakers to say FALSE ALARM! CLOVER DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!*
Clova: *purrs and jumps into Clover's lap*
Lyn: Give me the phone.
Clover: Why?
Lyn: Just give me it.
Clover: Okaaaaaaaaaay *gives Lyn the phone*
Lyn: *text's the guy Jake and says what she's writing while she writes it* I hate you. Go and die in a dark dark hole. I am breaking up with you. And remember,you don't matter. *sends it* *shuts it down and deletes all data,and then restores all of Clover's data* There. Now you won't have to get a new one!
Clover: Thank you!
Lyn: Your welcome :)
DATS THE END BYE-
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