Biitch: *minding his business after killing 2 fucking cinnamon rolls*
Lilly: *pulls out katana*
Biitch: Hi, Lilly.
Lilly: Dammit!
Biitch: *asleep*
Lilly: *pulls out knife*
Biitch: Hi, Lilly.
Lilly: DAMMIT
Biitch: *eating*
Lilly: *pulls out knife behind him*
Biitch: Hi, Lilly.
Lilly: Ugh!
Ivy: Tf?
Lilly: *looks at chair*
Biitch: Don't you do it-
Lilly: SALLY FACE TIMEEE
Biitch: Huh?
Lilly: Okay, now before I kill with like... Anything I can manage to kill you with.. Umm.. Go on ze YouTubes & watch GOD DAMN SALLY FACE!
Biitch: No.
Lilly: *walks away*
3 days later
Lilly: I have a better idea
Biitch: Yeah? & what's that?
Sunny, Lil, & Lilly: Get in. *points at iron maiden*
Biitch: No.
Lilly: Sic'em Sunny.
Biitch: *rUnS aWaY*
Sunny: *chases him*
Abt 10 minutes later
Lilly: NOW GET IN THE FUCKING TORTURE DEVICE!
Sunny: You deserve this!
Clover: Is this like... A family feud thing?
Ivy: *stirring tea* Idk. They're demons. They can't die. It will just hurt.
Lyn: Why is this so entertaining to watch them fight over this?
Biitch: Wait, I killed you two!
Sunny: ... We're demons.
Lil: We can't die...
Lilly: Dumbass.
Biitch: Fook you
Lilly: *pushes him in*
Lil: *whispers* Your screams
Lilly: *whispers* Will heal their pain.
Sunny: ... These two are kinda dark..
Lilly: Yea, I know.
Lil: Who wants to close?
Lilly: Both of you
Sunny: YES!
Biitch: ;-;
Lilly: -_- Stubborn bitch.
Lil: Yea... He won't let me close it..
Lilly: *kicks iron maiden*
Biitch: -_-
2 two hours later
Lil: We got it closed, Lilly took most the time flipping off the torture device..
Sunny: So you've been done for 30 minutes?
Lilly: Yea
Biitch: I hate you all
Lilly: Good.
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The Demons' Not-So-Family-Friendly Sitcom!
Humor*Start's Sofia The First theme song* *Us singing along to the theme song* Lyn: *Jumps up with arms open* I AM A GIRL- Clover: *pushes me* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT- Lyn: *pushes her* Shut Up MOM. Sunny: *try's to calm us down* Everyone Please- Lilly and I...
