Everyone: *sleeping*
Door: *gets kicked open*
Everyone: *screams*
Lyn & Lilly: Well, hello.
Milk: What r u too doing?
Lilly: Reading Nightfall & pushing past Sophitz!
Milk: ?
Lyn: KeEpEr oF tHe lOsT cItIeS
Lilly: AKA where anxiety & depression comes from!
Lyn: I'm reading SoKeefe Fluff while she is suffering through her most hated ship-
Lilly: FITZ DON'T HUG HER! NOOO!! *Goes to find punching bag*
Milk: ... Fun.
Ivy: She is bad at reading that in public..
Clova: *stares at Milk*
Chai: *meorws*
Translation: OH HELL NAW!! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! I AINT DYING TODAYYY!! LILLYYYYYYY!!!
Milk: Odd welcoming...
Clover: It is odd bc you burst through the door while we were sleeping..
Lilly: I punched the bag a little too hard... I'm going to the hospital. Bye y'all!
Milk: Welp, this keeps getting better & better, doesn't it?
Lyn: Wait til she brings out her katana & starts attacking the punching bag.. She's got issues.
Lilly: It doesn't hurt that bad. I'm going to bed..
Lilly's Knuckles: *completely red*
Sunny: I still think u should go!
Lilly: im fine!
Lilly: *starts swaying*
Ivy: Well... She'll be out in like-
Lilly: *collapses*
Ivy: Now.
Ivy: *drags her to the car by her ankles*
Badger: Aren't you hurting her even more?
Ivy: She's going to the hospital anyways.
4 hours later
Lilly: See? I told you I was fine!
Ivy: What's the most painful thing you've ever been through?
Lilly: odd question but um.. Okay. Well, when I was like.. 7? I had gotten in a car accident & the seatbelt choked me a little & left a cut. & also when I was 7 I had pneumonia & had such a hard time falling asleep from all the coughing my parents would have to rub my back & put a humidifier in my room. All thanks to swimming lessons & a stupid 16 year old near Walmart.
Everyone: Okay let me tell mine! [Insert Right Here In Comments]
BY LILLY CUZ I IS BOREDD
YOU ARE READING
The Demons' Not-So-Family-Friendly Sitcom!
Humor*Start's Sofia The First theme song* *Us singing along to the theme song* Lyn: *Jumps up with arms open* I AM A GIRL- Clover: *pushes me* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT- Lyn: *pushes her* Shut Up MOM. Sunny: *try's to calm us down* Everyone Please- Lilly and I...
