Written by:Anonymous, and 2nd Anonymous
Lilly and Clover: *arguing*
Lilly: UGH I HATE YOU SISTER
Clover: I HATE YOU TOO
Lilly: YOU KNOW WHAT!
Clover: WHAT!
Lilly: I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY SISTER!
Clover: I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY SISTER EITHER!
Lilly: UGH!
Clover : UGH!
Lilly: *all of a sudden jumps onto clover and starts ripping out her hair*
Ivy: *walks in with Sunny and Lil* What are you guys doing?
Lilly: I'm about to kill clover
Sunny: Why...?
Lilly: Because I hate her.
Lil: *whispers* Don't we all?
Clover: I heard that.
Lilly: Well, it's true. KILL CLOVER!
Sunny: Why don't we find a peaceful way out of this?
Lilly: BECAUSE DEMONS NEVER DO ANYTHING PEACEFULLY
Lil: True that
Sunny: Well, why do you hate clover?
Lilly: I JUST HATE HER
Milk walks in: Hey
Lilly and Clover: GET OUT BIITCH
Milk: *Slowly backs away* Uh..okay
Lilly: * Continues to ripping Clover's hair*
Clover: Oww!! That hurts, stop!
Lilly: *Casually ignores Clover*
Clover: *Somehow manages to kick Lilly in the face*
Lilly be like: Oof-
Clover: *Smiling while half bald* Finally...got that rat of, of me.
Everyone: *Slowly backs away* Um....okay
Clover: *Still standing there, smiling- half bald*
Lilly: *still being dead on the ground*
Midnight: *walks in and immediately tries to walk out*
Lil: *locks door* you're supposed to stop them.
Sunny: WE HAVE TO SOLVE THIS PEACEFULLY
Clover: we don't care motherfu-
Sunny: Dont cuss in front of me
Clover: Got it motherfucker
Sunny: I SAID DONT CUSS
Clover: Mo-ther-fu-cker
Lil: ooh she did not
Sunny: *goes full rage demon and attacks clover*
Midnight: you know what, demons are immortal.
Midnight: *whispers to himself* This family is too much to handle
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The Demons' Not-So-Family-Friendly Sitcom!
Humor*Start's Sofia The First theme song* *Us singing along to the theme song* Lyn: *Jumps up with arms open* I AM A GIRL- Clover: *pushes me* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT- Lyn: *pushes her* Shut Up MOM. Sunny: *try's to calm us down* Everyone Please- Lilly and I...
