The Very Serious Talk

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By the one and only Clover


Clover: *looks around impatiently*

Lyn: *walks in*

Clover: Ah Jacko I've been expecting you

*SiTcOm LaUgH*

Lyn: wtf MOTHER THATS NOT MY NAME-

Clover: yeah, right, sorry Jackie so anyways-

Lyn: *mutters curse words*

*MoRe SiTcOm LaUgH*

Clover: I think it would be better if you sat down for this

Lyn: *sits down* *mutters* shit she found my secret candy stash

*EvEn MoRe SiTcOm LaUgH*

Clover: what? No, I didn't but I'll be looking for that next

Lyn: *rolls eyes*

*sTiLl EvEn MoRe SiTcOm LaUgH*

Clover: what I wanted to talk to you about was aHeM *clears throat* oh dear satan where is it?

Aha found it! *unrolls very long list*

*YeT sTiLl EvEn MoRe SiTcOm LaUgH*

Lyn: nervous sweating

Clover: what I wanted to talk to you about is much more serious than hiding a secret stash of candy from your mother

Ivy: *pokes head in* WHAT? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE!

Clover: *turns around* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? GET OUT

Ivy: DA FUCK BITCH THATS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER

*YeT sTiLl EvEn MoRe PoSsIbLy nEvEr EnDiNg SiTcOm LaUgH*

Lyn: uh grandma?

Ivy: *cute mode* yes my sweet little nightmare?

Lyn: could you please GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?

*YeT sTiLl EvEn MoRe CoNfIrMeD nEvEr EnDiNg SiTcOm LaUgH*

Ivy: why of course *leaves*

*YeT sTiLl EvEn MoRe CoNfIrMeD nEvEr EnDiNg SiTcOm LaUgH tHaTs NeVeR eNdInG*

Clover: *turns around shocked* wha-

Lyn: you were saying?

*YeT sTiLl EvEn MoRe CoNfIrMeD nEvEr EnDiNg SiTcOm LaUgH tHaTs NeVeR eNdInG oH wAiT i AlReAdy SaId ThAt*



TO BE CONTINUED...

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