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To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

First Chapter of 2021-

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by LunaStar5724

by LunaStar5724

On their weekly Death Prevention Plan

Bottle, internally: Oh no, I have a sudden urge to go to the bathroom... Well, it wouldn't hurt to ask, right?

Bottle: Hey, may I go to the bathroom pretty quick?

Pie: Why, is it an emergency?

Bottle's mind: Maybe exaggerate and use endings like "-ness" to make it sound more dramatic and believable.

Bottle: Yea, I'm dying of pee-ness...

Pie:

Bottle:

BH:

Liy:

Pen:

Pillow:

Remote:

Tree:

Pie, slightly blushing: I know you wanted me to be a boy again, but jeez, no need to speak in front of the team-

Death P.A.C.T.:

Pillow: hold up-