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Willow Tree Incorrect Quotes Part 1

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by LunaStar5724

by LunaStar5724

Tree: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Pillow: Do you mean by figuratively or literally?

Tree: Honestly the fact that I have to specify...

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Tree: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Pillow: Killed without hesitation

Tree: no-

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Tree: So what do you do?

Pillow: I work in genetic research, and I'm trying to eliminate all Cancers

Tree: Wow, impressive!

Pillow: And then we'll move on to Leos

Tree:

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Pillow: Am I in trouble?

Tree: Take a guess

Pillow: No?

Tree: Take another guess

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Tree: Three words, say them, and I'm yours

Pillow: Three words

Tree: