BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]

Fanchildren go brr,,, again

An actual conversation of Cotton (16) and Willow (8)

Willow: Hey big sister, what if Oxygen is actually dangerous and it just takes us 75 to 100 years to kill us?

Cotton: Yeah pretty much. That's why antioxidants are a big deal. Actually oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells, or in other words, it's not toxic but setting you on fire very, very slowly.

Willow: Cool, I love fire.

Tree, listening to the whole thing: How did they manage to find our secret library-