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To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

Okay, I need to stop stealing shit-

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by LunaStar5724

by LunaStar5724

Pillow: So Tree just texted me.

Bottle: Ooh, what does it say?

Pillow: He said, "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Bottle:

Bottle, dead serious: If you're not going to marry him, I will.