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To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

Tree Harem Recipe

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by LunaStar5724

by LunaStar5724

Me: So two cups of TrEn, one and three quarter cups of TreeTle, a cup of TrIy, another cup of TreeMote, and three spoonfuls of TreeHole.

Me: That should do it!

Pie: Uh, Lavender, you forgot one more ingredient..

Me, putting the mixture into the oven: Nope, that's all of them.

Pie: But-

Me: I s a i d that's all of them.

I did this on purpose cuz it's a non-e-fucking-xistent ship in the first place-

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Alternate Ending:

Me: You know what, fuck it. A spoonful of TreeLow it is-