BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]

Everyone is going to hate me for this-

Pillow: Guys, I want to kiss Tree on the lips but he's too tall. What should I do?!

Liy, wanting to see it happen: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Bottle, who didn't notice that Pillow said it: Tackle him!

Pen, who is a bisexual ass: Dump him.

Remote, similar to Liy's reason: Kick him in the shins.

Tree, who overheard most of the conversation: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean over-

Tree, realizing it was Pillow who started it:

Tree: wAIT-

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I await your hate comments