fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

45.

"wait what system were you supposed to explain to me?"

"the money system. instead of using normal money we use points we earned from idol shit."

"ew."

"why the fuck do you ew everything?"

"why not."

*ding*

a blue haired loli enters, smelling like tea. izumi side glares you.

'if you say anything i'll kill you'

'wow telepathy that's a new one'

'don't flip me off-'

"hey, i like your hair!"

"oh! thank you! i like the color purple better, but the blue is good too!"

"it's not just good it's adorable, same with your voice!"

"ah thank you so much!"

"mhm! now what's your name, i'm y/n sena, cousin to this huge tsundere right here!"

"wow you spiced up your introduction a bit huh?"

"shut."

"y/n sena..? i think i've heard nii-chan mention you.. i'm hajime shino, from ra*bits."

"oo isn't that where nazunyan's from? you must be one of his unit mates!"

"don't mind her shino. she enjoys bothering others, including nazunyan."

*ding*

"oh, this is my stop, goodby-"

"wAIT IS THAT KOGA?!"

"y/N NO I HAVE A SCHEDULE TO GET TO."

"kOGAAA!"

"oh shit. it's y/-"

"sHUT. anyways hi my furry tsundere friend what's up?"

"the fuck are you being so casual for?? you literally knocked over shino.."

"huh? why wouldn't i be casual with your dumbass?"

"i dunno maybe cause you didn't tell anyone you were back?"

"oop. i guess it's a surprise now.?"

"apparently."

"well you've made quite the commotion-"

"yEAH DUMBASS THINK BEFORE YOU ACT I HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY."

"and? just leave me with natsume or something. he's responsible."

"haha really funny like you guys wouldn't burn down the office doing something dumb."

"pft sena has a point."

"wasn't asking oogami."

"like i give a fuck."

"oop y'all are too similar. two tsundere's.. wow i have a lot to deal with."

"shUT UP Y/N!"

"SHUT IT DUMBASS."

"wow proving points, i see."

"fuck you."

"agreed."

"gASP! they finally agreed!"

"did she just say gasp out loud-"

"sHIT WAIT WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT I HAVE STUFF TO DO TODAY!"

"what a surprise it's not like this is an office place or anything."

"ouch. that hurt even me. oh did you see my nice air guitar solo for nightless world?"

"yeah rei sent it to me with a bunch of crying emojis i had never been so disappointed in him-"

"there's no time. fuck off oogami, we have shit to do today."

"damn who pissed in your cereal?"

"wait didn't i say that one time and you said no one cause you hadn't eaten-"

"oop."

"aaand this is our cue to escape."

"bye koga! i'll help your dumbass write an essay to mihoyo about how bad we need a catboy in genshin-"

"i???dont??even??play???genshin????"

"..whoops."

*ding*

"kay so what exactly are we doing?"

"we're heading up to the new dimension offices so i can check in and then we're heading down to the starpro offices to do some paperwork bullshit with one of the newer units."

"and? what next? i'm bored as hell already."

"of course. to sum up our day we've basically given paperwork to deliver to all the units. courtesy to the 'lovely' president who knew you were coming."

"wow~ so he's basically getting me to cause mischief among the idols for fun? how generous."

"not really. he's prolly plotting something."

"oop. is he a junko or kokichi kinnie?"

"....probably more nagito."

"o so- wAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST RESPOND TO A REFERENCE IM-"

"aNYWAYS. busy day, you won't be able to shave your touching reunion with natsume and ritsu and the rest of your..investigation team until later with the exception of isara and shinkai at the beginning."

"damn it. the touching reunion is put on hold because of flat ass tenshouin!"

"wait you still call him flat ass that jokes already dead y/n-"

"sHUT."
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657 words
brain: end the book
me: k but here's a bunch of dumb thoughts about them to fuel it
brian: oh god.
also hey i'm binge watching scooby doo again