fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

20.

【yuu investigation team group chat】
me
y'all really leave me in hot topic
i thot more of you

sleepi asshole
you're the emo who went in to begin with

me
stfu they have ouran shirts

kaoru hitachin
sorry but the thot came back so we escaped
we're in barnes and noble

me
oh fuck yeah that was the next stop anyways
imma head over meet me in the manga aisle

mom friend
me and ritsu are in the kid section

sleepi asshole
bITCH DID YOU REALLY GOTTA EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
IM ONLY HERE FOF THE STUFFED ANIMALS I SWEAR-

me
uhuh sure
they give out stickers sometimes can you get me one

sleepi asshole
ye i gotchu dw

bork bork bitch
you're all fucking childish
....i want one too

mom friend
ritsu stole the whole roll don't worry you're all gonna get one
theyre on my face
help

me
dw momma mao i'm on my way to steal it

kaoru hitachin
don't you mean..
maoma

bork bork bitch
i hate all of you so god damn much

me
stfu you prolly eat dog food for breakfast

sleepi asshole
all his meals. no need to mince words.

bork bork bitch
bitch

sleepi asshole
dumbass dog

bork bork bitch
lazy jackass

sleepi asshole
furry

bork bork bitch
IM NOT A FURRY GOD DAMN IT

me
exactly what a furry would say

sleepi asshole
yup.

me
anyways
those stickers WILL be mine.

sleepi asshole
try me bitch

fish baeby uwu
is no one gonna comment about them totally teaming up to destroy koga or,,,
•••••••••••••••

"momma mao- holy shit that's a lot of stickers."

"..ritsu won't let me take them off.."

"can you even see?? jesus christ."

"that is a lot of stickers what the fuck?"

"dude koga were you in the kids section too?"

"no!"

"oh whatever, help me peel these off mao."

"did ritsu go sticker insane or some- holy shit there's a bunch on your back!"

"where the hell did he run off to?!"

"he's asleep in that pile of stuffies."

"..is he okay? that kid jumped on him prettyy hard."

"i have no god damn clue."

"prolly. izumi likes dumping him out of chairs and he always seems fine. he's invincible."

"..i don't doubt that. older sakuma's a piece of vampire shit."

"yeah the sakuma's are kinda weird."

"where the fuck are the others?"

"oh god i have no clue where the fuck shinkai would be."

"wait yuta sent something."

【yuu investigation team group chat】
kaoru hitachin
y'all want anything from the cafe

me
jdskkdlld
yes pls

kaoru hitachin
mk watcha want

me
warm cocoa
whipped cream and sprinkless
also buy me a cookie dough cake pop and i'll love you forever

bork bork bitch
wow your love's only worth a god damn cake pop
not surprising
black coffee.

me
emo
he'll take cream too

mom friend
i want the cinnamon latte thingy
ritchan normally gets a raspberry italian soda and tells everyone it's blood

me
again
emo

fish baeby uwu
water pls i be dehydration

me
shinkai where the fuck even are you

fish baeby uwu
i dunno :((((
i just saw a chiaki poster and now i'm lost

me
..chiaki nanami??!??

fish baeby uwu
no
ryusetai chiaki
chiaki morisawa

kaoru hitachin
wait y/n you know danganronpa

me
I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT WHAT THE FUCK YUTA I THOT YOU WERE BAEBY

kaoru hitachin
uh
aniki
:D

mom friend
wait what's the big deal

me
it's murder and psychological horror,,,, also extremely messed up
bagel cut off his hand and replaced it with the mastermind bitch's
another one stole her ovaries

mom friend
yuta
i am officially concerned
what the absolute fuck

fish baeby uwu
can someone help me pls
there's this shelf full of just dc comics and it be scarey

bork bork bitch
why the fuck would dc scare you

me
stfu koga you bitch
shinkai you're in the comic section
hold on i gotchu

"mission start: rescue the fish boy!"

"...y/n what the fuck this isn't an rpg.."

"shut it koga!"
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the new naru five star is out and i wanna cry uwu waifu