fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

8.

"sakuma you did the opposite of helping."

"yeah well, something finally interesting is happening."

"..sooo where's you're evidence, tenshouin."

you quietly pull out your phone, messaging izumi.

me
yo can i blow you cover :)

we pulls his own phone out of his pocket, groaning.

izumi
stfu you dumbass

"oh? do you need to make a call sena?"

"nah, just my cousin."

me
bitch

izumi
i will fucking slaughter you

"uh are you sure you don't need to step out you look like you're gonna fucking explode."

"i'm fine."

me
yup just keep at it while i hide under this bench.
the tenshouin guy has no ass

izumi
y/n what the fuck

me
why're your shoes so crusty
geez you wonder why you haven't landed a date with the yuu guy

izumi
i will actually beat your ass.

me
you can't. the tenshouin guy's trying to find a reason to lecture you right now

izumi
you wanna bet?

me
sure

izumi
kay great but you owe me $50

me
i don't have $50. you can have 15.

izumi
deal. prepare to be annoyed.

me
if they annoy me i can annoy back. you of all people should know that.
show time ig

your shitty cousin walks over to your bench and lifts it.

"jesus christ izumi how the fuck do you do that so effortlessly."

"i'm a model and idol what the fuck did you expect i'm not just a pretty human."

"does this mean hinata just took off with himemiya for nothing?"

"yup. i pity him, that kid sounded like a bitch."

"so, sena. who's the guest?"

"my cousin."

"y/n sena."

"if she annoys you just slap her or something i don't really care."

"great. well, now that i've got this solved i'll take my leave. the dog and kaoru can't be trusted for too long."

"wait there's a fucking dog in this place?!"

"oh he means koga."

"how do you expect me to know who that is."

"you've met quite a bit of people."

"luckily she still hasn't met any of ryusetai, akatsuki, MaM, switch, or trickstar. i've been keeping track."

"yeah well trickstar's isara is coming down the hall so-"

"oh! isn't the blonde glasses boy in that unit?"

"no. he isn't. definitely not."

"huh? whaddya mean sena of course he i-"

"shut up kagehira he's a part of akatsuki."

"huh. buuuuut i thought the isara guy wasn't to be introduced to me because he knew the yuu guy."

"stop referring to people as guy you dumbass."

"no. cya though i'm gonna talk to the isara guy."

"nope ritsu beat you to it."

"wait what?"

"yeah he's kinda already getting a hug."

"goddamn it. oh well now he can't run."

"i mean you're not wrong."
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