fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

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"yoooo 'zumi, my lovely cousin. i'll get straight to the damn point. you got to a male idol school, right? can you-"

"no y/n i can't get you any items you could sell online for a profit."

"oh if i wanted that you'd already have a new haircut. i wanna meet all your idol friends because then i can get a cheesy fairytale romance."

"i'm 80% sure none of them would do the anime shit you want. plus there's a bunch of assholes mixed in and-"

*bring bring*

"..."

"..you gonna get that?"

"no. this conversation is not over and that can wait."

"fine. then i'll answer it."

"y/n no give the phone back-"

"who the fuck is ritsu sakuma it sounds like a bitch name."

"fuck. don't press answer please."

"yeah well,,, oops."

"hey secchan can-"

"sakuma my cousin has my phone don't let her-"

"you sound like a smol boi what are your thoughts on that."

"...."

"......he hung up on meee."

"thank god."

"but i wanna meet the pretty boiiiis!"

"and i want you out of my house, but y'know mom favors you."

"yup. auntie loves me more than youu!"

"shut the fuck up already y/n."

"but it's true~! that's why she let me move in so i could go to- wait actually i have a terribly brilliant idea."

"..no."

"you haven't heard it yet."

"just,, no."

"ok but would you rather introduce me to your friends or have me apply for one of the courses besides idol. i'm sure they'll let me apply for producer and i can be with you allll the time."

"....fine. you win. i'll take you to school tomorrow."

"yayyy! i'm going to ruin your social status!"

"just shut up and get out."

"one more question."

"..fine."

"what's with the pretty glasses boi pictures on your wall he's kinda cute-"

"you have 10 seconds to get out before i beat your ass."

"..damn ok. yandere much you fucking asshat."
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