fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

35. blue and pink

"where are my favorite pair of boys?!"

"ouch. that kinda hurted."

"shush. where's my beautiful pair of twins?"

"i don't fucking know? the lunch line like a normal person?"

"but we might run into ritsu there. i'll just text them."

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private chat with hikaru hitachin and kaoru hitachin
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me
ay yo where's my favorite boys at

hikaru hitachin
lunch

kaoru hitachin
yup

me
dAMN IT
can you guys come to the one hall near the student council thingy
pwease

hikaru hitachin
but we're tryna eatt

kaoru hitachin
what for

me
i got news for y'all

kaoru hitachin
is it that yee leaving for europe

me
uh
no?
who told???

hikaru hitachin
nito

me
damn it
still get your asses over here i want hugs
pls bring smth for koga he's being a whiny bitch bc he hungr
aLSO DINT TELL IZUMI AND RITSU IM LEAVING RYET I WANNA BE THE OEN TI TELL EM

kaoru hitachin
ouch

hikaru hitachin
rip

me
anyway which of you is bringing koga food

hikaru hitachin
not it

kaoru hitachin
damn it

hikaru hitachin
ehe~

me
wait is that a loli laugh-

hikaru hitachin
:)

kaoru hitachin
wait tf does koga even want

me
uh
idfk
smth with meat
prolly not sugary shit

kaoru hitachin
k
we'll head over ig

me
pLS HURRY THIS BITCH IS FUCKING STARVING ME DRAGGING ME AROUND LIKENTHIS JXBSO AS DASKSKSJR

hikaru hitachin
stfu koga no one cares

kaoru hitachin
ya want some takoyaki or smth

me
o sure
y/n wants a soda

kaoru hitachin
y'all gonna waste all my money i stg

"cool let's wait."

"here, you got another message."

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private chat with nagito komaeda
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nagito komaeda
good morning
i was made aware of your situation by natsume

me
o cool
where he at btw he kinda ran off

nagito komaeda
he's busy putting a few things together for you

me
aww that's sweet

nagito komaeda
mhm
anyway yeah basically just saying hi

me
lmao ok

"jesus christ your phones blowing up. stop bothering so many people."

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private chat with izoomi
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izoomi
where tf are you
ritsu's being a bitchy little shit

me
oop
i'm annoying a shit ton of people in the words of koga

izoomi
of course you are
just hurry the fuck up before i throw ritsu off the roof
you have 15 minutes

me
wAIT WHAT
seen

me
omG IZUMI DONT
seen

me
iK HE BASICALLY KINS CATS BUT HELL DIE
seen

me
bITCH
seen

"welp. ritsu's dead."

"oof."

"ayyyy y/n!"

"ayyyy hinata!"

"tHE FUCK IS THAT PATHETIC HANDSHAKE?"

"SHUT IT KOGa THESE'RE MY BOYS!"

"can you even tell them apart?"

"mhm! i'll prove it too! y'all mind taking off your headphones and color shit?"

"sure."

"oh god are you doing this just so you can kin haruhi from ouran."

"shush."

"anyways! that ones yuta, and that ones hinata! you guys have way too different body language and personality's so it's pretty easy to distinguish between you two."

"oo big word time."

"alright now is the touching ouran moment when y'all say i'm the first one to tell you two apparat."

"nope."

"sakuma does it all the time."

"dAMN IT."

"ppffft the weirdest things make you happy. you have the mind of a two year old."

"do not!"

"she's says as she pouts."

"yuuuuta!! i thought you were on my side!!"

" meh. anyways have fun in europe or whatever, here's your food."

"yayy!! now give me hugs you little shits!"

"ouch can't breathe-"

"ehehe~"

"mY GOD AGAIN WITH THE LOLI LAUGH-"

"ehehe~"

"ehehe~"

"nOOO NOT YOU TOO YUTA!"

"let's get going dumbass. fish bitch is next in your list."

"oH SHIT REALLY?? SHINKAI HERE I COME!"

"damn we became chopped liver pretty quick."

"poor koga has to get dragged everywhere."

"yup. like a dog."

"ppfffft! yeah."
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loli laughs am i rite
also scaramouche from genshin impact has this pretty and huge hat and i wANT