fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

48. cospro

"oh god. eden."

"what? wasn't that the last palace in persona 5 the royal-"

"it's a unit you dumbass."

"oH."

"not gonna lie kinda nervous you and hiyori would cause way too much chaos holy shit-"

"wow way to give me ideas."

"no."

":)"

"hes very passive aggressive."

"oo that'll be fun. can't wait to argue!"

"i can."

"you can wait for anything except shrimp and yuu."

"i... you're basically right and that angers me."

"yup! when am i not?"

"89% of the time."

"wow. you really be putting that in a percentage."

"yep."

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"wow. another color change."

"yep. new posters though."

"oh! the twins are in this one fuck yeah!! i missed them."

"there's also a new unit on this floor."

"oh yeah, this one. crazy:b huh? i bet at least one of them can recite the bee movie script from memory."

"..i'd like to say that's inaccurate but i cant."

"alright. then that one first!"

"oh god."

"which door is it? this one?"

"yep."

"aight."

you open the door and start yelling.

"aCCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION,"

"tHERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY."

"oh my fucking god. i should not have heard other people screaming that."

"fuck you izumi! anyways hello you hardcore bee movie fans, we're here to annoy the fuck out of you!"

"wow. you should join our unit that's basically what we do."

"...what's the bee movie.?"

"oh my god. it's a pink femboy!"

"..the bee movie's a 'pink femboy'?"

"no you're an adorable pink femboy, the bee movie is a work of art."

"kyaha! someone call pepe for her initiation!"

"p-pepe i'm-"

"liFe sAvEErs"

"what the absolute fuck? is he having a seizure."

"nah it's just rinne trying to fit into the conversation somehow."

"hES NOT HAVING A SEIZURE BUT I AM SAKKSNAZN."

"ya want some food or something? i'm a chef."

"no i just robbed a loli named aira of his chocolate i'm good. but i will take your hand in marriage, pretty chef man."

"sorry i would but i'm basically married to rinne 😔 maybe next time."

"😔can relate i'm married too."

"what? you're both underage???"

"the only eligible person for marriage is rinne."

"rip."