Stupid pick up lines they use

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Eren

- hey girl, feel my sweater? That's right, it's boyfriend material

Armin

- If you were words on a page you'd be fine print

Jean

- you look like your suffering from lack of vitamin ME

Levi

- Hey girl, i'm like black tea. I'm hot, strong, and can make you thirsty 

Reiner

- Do you know your ABC's because I want to give you the 4th letter of the alphabet 

Bertholdt

- did you sun come out or did you just smile at me? 

Connie

- Is there a mirror in your pants? because I think I can see myself in them

Erwin

- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest

Colt

- Aren't you tired? you've been running through my mind all day

Porco

- Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over  you

Hange

- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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