HOG

supermarket

this is for you coastalberry
go read You're Too Much. NOW. :)

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f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜  was currently on his sea horse bike on his way to the -apparently- supermarket. after his mother and him hang up this morning, he made dead crickets for lunch and he couldn't help but think about what his mum told him -a fucking supermarket, really?

he arrived there five minutes later and there was indeed a supermarket. he walked in a saw tons of stuff like fruits, drinks and -well stuff you find in a supermarket.

he took a trolley and began to look around-he didn't anything. he was just curious but now that he was there...

he quickly sent a message to his mum to ask what he was supposed to buy in a place like this. she replied within the next minute.

mum:
•necessities
•hygiene stuff ...

and he stopped reading there because he was impatient. the first thing that his mother told him to buy was necessities... so he put a family pack of lollipops -oh, never mind, two packs- in this trolley. he also put two packs of gummy bears- well, four... he figured he'll continue later because he was in front of the hygiene department.

if he remembers well, his mother told him to buy hygiene stuff... so he walked down the alley while pushing his trolley. he didn't know was he was supposed to buy -froggy was a frog, do frogs need hygiene stuff? he thought but he needed to act clean. so he put everything and anything in his trolley... which turned out to be tampons, condoms extra small, diapers and other things he obviously didn't need.

he walked around for a bit until he was in the drinks department. there was water, orange juice, capri-suns, appl- wait, he thought capri-suns???

he rushed over it and indeed it was capri-suns, f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜  took seven packs with three different flavors. he was about to go when he saw h̴̨̺̲͙̽̓̿ḙ̴̜̘͖̜̓͒̋ͅd̵̠͓̰̦̗͚͌̒͆g̸̲̥͗̽ë̸̠́̍̅̑h̸̨̼͓̞̽̽̄͌͝ő̶̢͕̙̰͉̯̌̅͛̇g̷̡̢͔̤̯̏̈͊̐̍ ̷̦̙̪͖͗͛̐͌͠͠   walking over to him -his direction at least. he was watching something intensely on his phone with flushed cheeks. when he was about to walk past froggy with even a glance, f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜  cleared his throat, taking his attention on him.

"hiya froggy." hed said enthusiastically.

"hi hed. what are you reading on your phone?" f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜ asked.

"ummm... i honestly don't know. but i know for sure that i'll not drink milk for a long time." he smiled at him.

"too bad, milk is yummy. what are you doing here?" he tried to act the fact that he was nervous but wow he was bad at it.

"it might sound a bit surprising but i'm here to buy things" he said sarcastically while smiling.

f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜  smiled and they started at each other a moment until h̴̨̺̲͙̽̓̿ḙ̴̜̘͖̜̓͒̋ͅd̵̠͓̰̦̗͚͌̒͆g̸̲̥͗̽ë̸̠́̍̅̑h̸̨̼͓̞̽̽̄͌͝ő̶̢͕̙̰͉̯̌̅͛̇g̷̡̢͔̤̯̏̈͊̐̍ ̷̦̙̪͖͗͛̐͌͠͠   took a shaky breath and said "i know it seems fast or whatever but i'd really want to take you on a second date. like, i really like you and all that, you know. so i'm asking you if you want to eat dinner at my house tonight?" and it took him what feels like 10 years for f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜ seeing how slow he talks.

f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜  couldn't help but smile at his nervousness that made him even cuter -if that was possible. he surely agree and h̴̨̺̲͙̽̓̿ḙ̴̜̘͖̜̓͒̋ͅd̵̠͓̰̦̗͚͌̒͆g̸̲̥͗̽ë̸̠́̍̅̑h̸̨̼͓̞̽̽̄͌͝ő̶̢͕̙̰͉̯̌̅͛̇g̷̡̢͔̤̯̏̈͊̐̍ ̷̦̙̪͖͗͛̐͌͠͠  said that he would pick him up at 7pm and take him to his house to eat.

when f̶̖̰͙̀̂r̷̢͇̹͋͠ö̷͎́͛ģ̴͖͌͜ was on his way back to his house after paying he couldn't stop smiling.

A/N:

a kiss on your milky rectum.

join the cult.

- daddy x