Also by Jas (still the employed) :)
Coffee Shop AU
Ding goes the bell on a door entering a small town coffee shop. A large black woman walked in, her attitude carrying sass and generosity. She slapped a five down into the polished counter, her rings making a short click while she stared away from the barista. "Gimme the usual, hun," she said with a snap of her nails. "So apples?" The gruff barista asked. The woman flicked her head back to him, her ponytail and hoop earring swaying with her head. "Excuse me?" She snapped. The barista flinched back a bit, scared this woman would take a bit outta him if he said the wrong thing. "U-um well, we only serve apples here now." He shrugged his demon shoulders and blinked his cold dead eyes. The woman rested her elbows on the counter from across him, "Do you know who I am?" The barista shrugged again, "Uh-" "I'll tell you who the fuck I am," the woman snapped again, making a 'Z' shape in the air. "I'm Oprah Fucking Winfrey!" She boasted. "And when I say I want a hot mocha latte with low-fat milk,
I'm gonna get my goddamn hot mocha latte with low fat milk." The woman spun around towards the people in the coffee shop. "You get a hot mocha latte and you get a hut mocha latte and you get a hot mocha latte!" She threw her hands in the air as the people applauded her courage and generosity. "Everyone gets a mocha latte!" 'wow..' the barista, Ryuke from Death Note, thought, watching Oprah work her magic. He threw off his apron and leveraged over the counter to take her hand and head for the door. "Let's get out of here."
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Fanfictionme and my friends playing a game we found on tiktok. this is what we wrote :) SWEARING!
