Also by Kasey :)
It was another day inside the walls of (idk wtf it's called). Eren, an alpha, was sitting in camp. He had nothing better to do, so he walked outside and suddenly noticed a strange scent. He followed the sweet scent and found Donald Trump at the end of it.
"I love the walls here. Did you make the titans build them?" he said in his disgusting voice.
Eren felt sick to his stomach that he was attracted to his scent. Eren then bit his thumb and turned into a titan. He then squished him and ate him to be sure he would never come back.
The whole Survey corps witnessed this and saluted Eren for this, later giving him a medal. The next day he died of extreme poisoning. All that was left of the rotten orange was a toupee.
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Fanfictionme and my friends playing a game we found on tiktok. this is what we wrote :) SWEARING!