Police Officer: You guys are getting a ticket.
Leatherface: What ever for?
Police Officer: Do you have any idea how fast and reckless the four of you were going?
Leatherface: No.
Michael: Wait, did you just say "four"?
Police Officer: Yeah
Jason: Oh my Satan!
Harry: GHOSTFACE FUCKING FELL OFF-
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2
FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...
