Norman, looking through the window: Look! Freddy is reading a Christmas story to the kids!
Jason: See? I told you we could trust him to watch over them while the rest of us went holiday shopping.
Ghostface: I wonder what he's reading...
Freddy, reading to the Kid Squad: 'Twas the night before Bitchmas, and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-
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FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...
