Ghostface: I'm not drunk.
Michael: Yes you are.
Ghostface: I AM NOT DRUNK!
Michael: Then can you tell the time?
Ghostface: Yes. **turns to a near-by clock** I AM NOT DRUNK!
Michael:
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2
FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...