Ghostface: Shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your step-father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins.
Freddy: That took a weird turn, but I'm still on board.
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Fan FiktionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...