Norman: I'm stressed.
Harry: I'm depressed.
Michael: I'm oppressed.
Freddy: I'm possessed.
Ghostface: I'm obsessed.
Leatherface: I'm impressed.
Jason: I'm chicken breast.
Everyone: What?
Jason:
Jason: I wanted to join in.
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FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...