Jason: Hey, Freddy, what's your type?
Freddy: Tall, strong, dumb, silent when killing their victims, wears a mask, extremely hard to kill, preferred weapon is something with a blade.
Jason: Wow, that's oddly specific. Do I know them?
Freddy: Did I mention dumb?
Jason: Yeah, why?
Freddy: Just making sure.
[3 AM that night]
Jason, jolting awake: Oh my God, he likes Michael!
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ФанфікиContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...
