Ghostface: I'M PREGNANT!!
Michael: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!
Jason: Wait, who's pregnant?
Ghostface: Me!
Jason: Congratulations!
Michael: He's not pregnant!
Ghostface: Easy, Michael, I'm with child!
Michael: You are not with child!
Freddy: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!
Michael: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!
Freddy: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?
Michael: Calm down, Ghostie. You're not pregnant.
Ghostface: THEN WHY AM I SO MOODY AND NAUSEOUS?!
Jason: I think it's the morning sickness!
Michael: GHOSTFACE! You're a boy!
Ghostface: You're right. I'm a boy!
Ghostface: OW!
Michael: What?
Ghostface: I THINK IT JUST KICKED-
Michael: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2
FanfictionContinuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...
