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Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2

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Continuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees...

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Ghostface: I failed the safety and health course today.

                          
Michael: What happened?

                          
Ghostface: One of the questions was "In the event of a fire, what steps should you take?"

                          
Michael: ... and?

                          
Ghostface: Apparently "fucking large ones" isn't the right answer.
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