Crash & Care

Chapter 18

N: Theek he, to tumhe apni mummy ko call karna he..
K interupts: Bas, itna simple dare..vo toh me waise bhi karne hi wala tha..

Kartik was about to get up and get his phone when Naira stops him...

N: Ruko, pura suno toh lo
K: Acha aage bhi he, bolo?
N in a devilish tone: Toh tumhe apni mummy ko phone karna he aur....aur...*thinking*.... bohot panicked tone me puchna he 'Mumma Naira ki tabiyat bohot kharab ho gayi he,  usse chakkar aa rahe he, aur vomitting bhi ho raha he, upar se uska hath ...aur doctor bhi phone nai utha rahe, me kya karu?'

Kartik smiles & facepalms🤦🏻‍♂️

K: Pakka? Soch lo
N: Kyu dar gaye?
K: Bilkul nai! Mujhe kyu darr lagega, me toh call karke bol dunga...aur fir mummy ko jo lagega yaa vo jo sochegi vo sab tumhe handle karna padega...
N innocently: Matlab? Kya sochegi vo? Kuch nai sochegi, unko pata chalega ki tum aisa mazak kar rahe the toh daant padegi tumhe 😛
K *gives a hint*: Chakkar, vommitting..fir vo jo expect karegi tumse uska answer tumhe dena padega...Soch lo

Naira thinks. She realises what she said and what will happen after that. Naira thinks to herself: Pagal ho gayi he Naira tu, thoda soch samaj ke toh bol, abhi se ye bache ka tension nai lena.. Naira immediately says..

N in panic: Nai nai, tum aisa kuch nai karoge. Me kuch aur dare de rahi hu..tum phone rakho niche...

Kartik has a hearty laugh at her reaction.😂
Naira thinks of another dare.

K *while still laughing*: Is baar soch samaj ke dare dena..
N *embarrassed*: Haa tum chup raho aur mujhe sochne do..

Within seconds, Naira clasps her fingers making a whistle sound with her hands & says...

N: Soch liya!
K: Kya?
N in evil tone: Ab tum dekho bachu...kya dare deti hu tumhe me..
K: Ab bolo bhi..
N * while pointing towards the empty space in front of the bed*: Tum udhar jao pehle

Kartik goes and stands in front of the bed facing Naira.

N: Ab apna shirt utaro!
K in a surprised tone: Kya?!
N: Kya nai, mene kaha apni shirt utaro..
K *confused*: Par kyu?!
N in a bossy tone: Kyuki me keh rahi hu! Kartik ye dare he, itne questions mat pucho...

Kartik is confused but opens his shirt buttons, removes his shirt and puts it aside.
Naira is drooling over how sexy Kartik was looking but then she comes back to her senses and throws a pillow on Kartik's face..
Kartik is caught off-guard and the pillow hits his face.

K *holding the pillow*: Ouch! Kyu mara mujhe, kar toh raha hu tumne jo bola vo...
N *while laughing*: Ab iske sath dance karo...
K * totally shocked* : Kya? Ye kaisa dare he Naira!
N: Meri marzi! Chalo ab karo jaldi se..me song start kar rahi hu

Naira puts on a typical bollywood item song. Kartik is so embarrassed listening to the song.
Kartik starts dancing in a very funny manner...

N: Ye kaisa dance he..ache se karo thoda, latke matke maaro, thoda kamar hilao...

All this while Naira cannot stop her laughter and Kartik is ashamed and super embarrassed but is still dancing because he has to complete the dare.
Naira then picks up her phone and starts recording. She is making a video and starts her commentary...

N *while recording Kartik's dance*: Ye dekho...dhyaan se dekho...Mr. Kartik Goenka...the famous actor..the star...jispe lakho ladkiya marti he...vo apne ghar pe...apne room me.... pillow ke sath kya kya karte he...

After a few minutes of Kartik's super funny plus embarrassing dance and Naira's super hilarious commentary, the song ends. Kartik stops dancing and Naira stops recording. Naira is still laughing while Kartik angrily throws the pillow at Naira slowly so as not to hurt her and puts his shirt back on. Kartik comes back on the bed near Naira.

N *teasing Kartik*: Mujhe nai pata tha tum itna acha item dance karte ho, tumhe toh shows karna chahiye...
K *covers his face in humiliation*: Bas bhi karo ab, bohot ho gaya mujhe nai khelna ab ye. Tum bohot buri ho, me tumhe aisa koi dare nai de sakta uska bohot galat fayda utha rahi ho tum...

Before Kartik could complete, the doorbell rings. Kartik stops complaining and goes outside the room to check who's on the door. After a while, he's back...

N: Kon tha?
K: Tai aa gayi...
N: Acha
K: Thode der me dinner ready ho jayega fir hum dinner karenge. Ab tum dekho me kaise tumse badla lene wala hu apni bezzati ka..Mene unko bata diya he kya bana na he dinner me..

Naira thinks to herself: Pata nai kya boring bana ne ko bola hoga isne...tu toh gayi...kya zaroorat thi aisi dare dene ki...

N: Kya ban raha he dinner me?
K *acting all pricey*: Kyu batau. Aur waise bhi jo bhi bana hoga tum chup chaap khane wali ho..tum jo bhi bola vo mene kiya na...ab tum bhi karogi...
N *sad pout*: Theek he

At 8pm

Kartik goes to the kitchen to get dinner.
Naira is in the room on the phone. Kartik was taking too long so she messages him...

N messages: Mentos khao, dimag ki batti jalao aur jaldi se mujhse milne aao!

In the kitchen, Kartik's phone beeps, he checks the message and smiles.

K thinks to himself: Ye ladki bhi na!

* Kartik facepalms*

After the dinner is ready, he takes the dinner in the room. They peacefully have their dinner, chit chat for a while and then cuddle and watch T.V

At 10pm

Kartik switches off the T.V.

K: Bas ab Naira! Chalo so jaate he.
N:  Haa chalo, fir kal tumhe shoot pe bhi jaana he!

Kartik makes Naira lie down carefully. Places pillows around her to make her feel comfortable.
He kisses her forehead and says: Goodnight Naira, Love you..
N: Love you too. Goodnight.

Naira gives a flying kiss to Kartik. Both sleep together.