𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; the boyz ✓

⁵⁵: sidehoes

funniest fries

2 members are active!

younghoon
hi?

daddy
hello

younghoon
ooh, hey sangyeon! what are you doing here at 2 pm

daddy
drinking straight vodka

younghoon
at 2 pm

daddy
sure

younghoon
okay, cool

daddy
can i ask you one thing

younghoon
ofc

daddy
how did you succesfully manage to get yourself not one but two sidehoes

younghoon
uhm what even

younghoon
youre drunk

daddy
i dont get drunk

daddy
im just curious you know

younghoon
i dont have any sidehoes

daddy
you do

younghoon
thats not a nice way of wording your fantasies

daddy
you cant fool anyone

daddy
bet if i asked one of them they wouldnt fight it off

younghoon
no.

daddy
tell me your secrets

younghoon is offline!

1 member is active

chanhee is online!

2 members are active

daddy
oh what a coincidence

chanhee
why

daddy
just talked to younghoon

chanhee
where is he

daddy
gone

chanhee
ok

daddy
you know youre his second sidehoe right

chanhee
what

chanhee
no

daddy
ok

daddy
now you know

chanhee
wow thanks

daddy
np

chanhee
why second

daddy
changmin

chanhee
ok

chanhee
hurts but ok

daddy
bye

chanhee
bye

🌺

honestly idek wtf this chapter is supposed to be but here u go

i literally did like none of my school work because i had a nice book idea i wanted to work out lmao

omg also ive gained the courage to message a really cute girl from my grade who im already like lowkey friends with and uhm... play loonas first comeback bitches because im about to levitate

i swear i felt the warmth in my heart, its actually crazy

covid fuck off

ily! ♡