𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; the boyz ✓

⁷⁹: questionable

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haknyeon
hey guys sorry to interrupt but what the fuck

hyunjae
?

daddy
what

haknyeon
i may or may not have seen your dms on instagram

haknyeon
what the fuck did yall do to my virgin eyes

hyunjae
YOU WHAT?!?!?

hyunjae
JU HAKNYEON DID YOU SNOOP AROUND MY PHONE WITHOUT PERMISSION?

haknyeon
NAH YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE ON AND CLICKED ON THE INSTAGRAM DMS BETWEEN YOU AND SANGYEON

haknyeon
ON THE TABLE IN THE BREAK ROOM

daddy
so your first reaction was to read it all?

haknyeon
NO BUT YES

haknyeon
I SAW SANGYEONS USERNAME AND IT BASICALLY BEGGED ME TO READ IT

hyunjae
OH DONT WORRY I WILL FUCKING COMMIT MURDER TOMORROW

haknyeon
JUST TURN OFF YOUR PHONE, DAMN

haknyeon
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE SENDING PICTURES TO EACH OTHER 🤢

hyunjae
THEY WERENT L E W D 🚫🚫🚫

haknyeon
YOURE TELLING ME SANGYEON PUTTING ON HIS ALPHA MALE FACE AND YOUR HORNY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT LEWD?

daddy
your what

hyunjae
ALPHA MALE FACE!??!?!

haknyeon
IM MORE THAN SURE YOUR NEXT STEP WILL BE SEXTING SO TURN OFF YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE NEXT TIME

hyunjae
MAYBE JUST DONT READ MY PERSONAL DMS???

daddy
i mean it was more than stupid for you to just not turn off your phone around someone like haknyeon

hyunjae
youre right daddy 😔😔😔😭😭😭

haknyeon
I COULDNT EVEN TELL IF HYUNJAE CALLING SANGYEON DADDY WAS IRONIC

haknyeon
HELL, I COULDNT EVEN TELL IF SANGYEON CALLING HYUNJAE KITTEN WAS IRONIC?!?!?@&#^#&@**,

daddy
uhm what

hyunjae
haknyeon you better run.

haknyeon
DONT WORRY GUYS, YOUR SECRETS WILL BE SOMEWHAT SAFE WITH ME

daddy
somewhat?

haknyeon
I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE TOO!

daddy
no please no

hyunjae
we dont need your advice

haknyeon
okay, so first of all hyunjae send pictures where you show off your neck and collarbones because thats HOT

hyunjae
JU HAKNYEON.

haknyeon
sangyeon you can try to show off your hands and arms because that will make hyunjae go crazy, promise!

daddy
haknyeon

haknyeon
wait you could also show your abs! show hyunjae what beautiful pillows hes missing out on

daddy
haknyeon.

haknyeon
take them from a lower angle, show off your lap too 😏

hyunjae
ju haknyeon.

haknyeon
HYUNJAE SEND HIM A MOANING AUDIO AND SANGYEON SEND ONE WHERE YOU GROWL OH MY GOD

hyunjae
HAK. NYEON.

haknyeon
omg then go a step further and record some spicy videos, show off ;) yk

hyunjae
H. A. K. N. Y. E. O. N.

haknyeon
final step, moan out sangyeon/daddy please i need you and he will absolutely come over!

daddy
JU HAKNYEON.

haknyeon
FUCK THATS SCARY

haknyeon
BUT HEY HYUNJAE I SPICED SANGYEON UP A LITTLE! ANGRY *** DOESNT SOUND TOO BAD NOW!

daddy
JU. HAK. NYEON.

haknyeon
SHIT GTG

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i keep telling myself not to update 278382 times a day BUT I WAS PRODUCTIVE TODAY SO YALL ARE GETTING FED, TIME TO GET FAT WHOOP

also this chapter was hilarious to write lmao here u go <3

haknyeon bitch culture, we stan