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el gato
ive snorted sugar, lemonade powder, baking soda, flour and salt through my nose and i can confirm that sugar comes the closest to cocaine

el gato
(and is also the least painful)

pisskink
well, i once had a vodka tampon up my ass and managed to get drunk

el perro
and i once masturbated with juyeons toothbrush

moonlight
what in the everloving FUCK is wrong with all of you...

panda
i came here to have fun today but (ㅍㅗㅍ)

sunlight
😅?????

cook
sunwoo and i have a big announcement

soft boiled egg
very big

lap kitty
like sangyeons cock

founding daddy
...

lap kitty
-atoo

lap kitty

lap kittygaaaah!!

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lap kitty
gaaaah!!

panda
aww its so cute!!! >///<

el gato
wait, sangyeon got a bird??????

soft boiled egg
mf thats the first picture that shows up if you google funny cockatoo

el gato
oh

grizz
what is it @ sunhak? :)

ice bear
knowing them its gonna be something stupid

cook
soo was no one gonna tell us sangjae adopted a child or were we supposed to find out ourselves?

moonlight
a child? 😭

ice bear
called it

soft boiled egg
nah these fuckers were at a park with a little child this afternoon

soft boiled egg
im assuming that child was somehow related to hyunjae because he scared me

founding daddy
...

lap kitty
good gracious, i thought yall were gonna talk about [redacted] <//3

cook
oh about sangyeon being a kindergarten teacher? we figured

pisskink
HOLD UP.

el perro
WHAT THE FUCK

el gato
YO????

panda
oh my god really?? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ how cute!

founding daddy
for gods sake

moonlight
say sike...

moonlight
after all this time?

moonlight
jacob dont tell me you knew

sunlight
🤣💕 sorry baby!

grizz
i expected that... kinda

lap kitty
how did you find out?

soft boiled egg
who the fuck leaves a kindergarten and closes it after 5 pm if not for someone who works there

ice bear
so now that got cleared up

pisskink
interesting...

el perro
but... but what about all the money? where does it come from?

cook
well, we havent quite figured that out yet

founding daddy
dont worry about it

el gato
you cant just not tell us wtf

lap kitty
guys, lets respect sangyeons privacy, okii? :)

lap kitty
if he wants to tell you, he will

soft boiled egg
yeah uhm and whats up with the two of you dating

moonlight
WAIT WHAT NOW

sunlight
kev, we called it, dont be surprised 😌❤

moonlight
(cobie they are revealing something groundbreaking, at least pretend to be shocked)

lap kitty
ahem, and i quote, we are kind of dating, we are just not using any labels

lap kitty
his words not mine

founding daddy
thats just how it is

sunlight
im happy for you two 🥰❤ its okay not to label relationships, as long as you truly feel happy!

founding daddy
exhibit a as to why jacob is the most relevant member of this groupchat

lap kitty
noted...

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fyi, thats gonna be the book ill be working on once this fic finished so yeah,,, ill try updating twice a week probably but no promises because your dear author is a huge mess.
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