𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; the boyz ✓

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eric

juyeon
now why would you screenshot that

eric
because you look stupid

juyeon
no i look çůţě ! ✋🏻😌

eric
my ass does too but i dont see anyone screenshot it

juyeon
want me to agree? because i sure as hell will bbyboy

eric
shut up

juyeon

juyeon
not a screenshot but still your ass

eric
please delete

kevin
hey yalls, eric thicc culture?

eric
ayo

juyeon
hi and yes

juyeon
eric thiccer than a sniccer

eric
please refrain from ever saying that again

kevin
oh well

kevin
what were yall up to

juyeon
just hating each other, as usual ♡

eric
hes right, i hate him!

kevin
pls 😭

juyeon
wait eric remember what changmin told us

eric
omg youre correct

kevin
whats up?

eric
okay so apparently you broke jacobs heart or something

kevin
oh piss off, dont rub it into my face like im unaware 👁

kevin
wait did changmin tell everyone?! 😭

juyeon
wouldnt be unlikely, because why would he tell us in particular-

eric
hey we are the ELITE

juyeon
yeah yeah whatevs

juyeon
anyways

eric
and your ugly ass still didnt apologize

kevin
PLEASE

kevin
HOW DO I APOLOGIZE AND WHAT DO I EVEN SAY

juyeon
thats on u <3

eric
juyeon dont be too mean

eric
hes just a stupid little boy. dumb...

kevin
eric ill shove a cactus up your ass 😭 BE HELPFUL

juyeon
not you leaving me jobless

eric
JUYEON NO

eric
as nike once said,

eric
JUST DO IT

juyeon
okay so im a veteran at upsetting my boyfriend

eric
(i am not your boyfriend)

juyeon
(my advice is supposed to sound professional bitchboy, stfu)

kevin
(yall not dating yet?)

eric
(not this cunt)

juyeon
(hes just mad i pushed him down the stairs once)

eric
(my pretty ass is still bruised)

juyeon
(want daddy to give you a kiss on your ouchie?)

kevin
(yall 😭)

juyeon
ahem where was i

juyeon
ah

juyeon
me and eric are happily married

eric
approaching our 15 year anniversary!

juyeon
so we are here to give you advice

kevin
spill

juyeon
okay first of all

juyeon
just find jacob

eric
and make him listen to you

juyeon
its that easy!

eric
next step is to say

eric
"oh beautiful cobie, i miss you so much..."

juyeon
nonono

juyeon
"glorious jacob, i sincerely apologize for causing trouble..."

eric
shut up thats terrible

eric
"jacob, i am so sorry for hurting your feelings, now hand over your dick"

juyeon
a dick isnt detachable

juyeon
"i actually imagined kissing you while making out with hyunjoon, does that make you forgive me?"

eric
but did kevin really?

juyeon
statement?

kevin
you think i remember anything? 😭

eric
yeah this wont work

juyeon
just try to gaslight him and his problems

eric
JUYEON NO

eric
🚫🚫🚫

eric
kevin dont you dare

kevin
im not that much of a jerk-

eric
just listen to jacobs concerns and pretend you can understand them

kevin
thanks guys for taking your time to help me

kevin
but your advice was terrible 😭

juyeon
we tried

eric
sorry we arent cheaters idiot

kevin
SHUT UP

eric
now go and write an apology like those problematic youtubers or whatever

juyeon
dont forget victimizing yourself!

eric
im filing a divorce.

🌺

juric is too much to handle for kevin

will kevin ever manage to apologize to jacob? damn idek myself and i am writing this mess

anyways im SAD because we still have no walking with juyeon pt 2 </3 we got scammed :D

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