𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; the boyz ✓

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haknyeon

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why are you messaging me if you sit right across the room

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is it illegal? i dont see the police anywhere

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you suck

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i cant believe you made me drink alcohol for the first time

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call me influencer

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i feel dizzy and i hate you

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thats what alcohol does

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i thought id go through personality changes like everyone did back when we all met up at sangyeons

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im still old boring haknyeon but with a headache

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not everyones the same

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also you didnt even drink that much

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enough to make me feel tingly

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what about you tho, you drank a concerning amount for someone your age

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it wasnt that much

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yeah sure

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stop smiling at your phone you idiot

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let me be happy, youre not my mom

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sunwooooo

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what

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no

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you still didnt stop smiling

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its weird

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why is it weird

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because you look like those lovestruck teenage girls from disney movies rn

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aaaaand there goes ur smile

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u just made me unhappy

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congratz

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do i get a reward

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yes wait a second

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i dont know what youre doing but sit back down

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i dont know what youre doing but stop getting closer

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i dont know what youre doing but stop typing on your phone

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for fucks sake stop dancing to call me baby

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you like it?

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please STOP thrusting in my direction

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STOP LIFTING YOUR SHIRT TOO

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monster sex once said i can be your heroin

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nasty

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you didnt even see my cool abs, im wearing a tanktop

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a) who the fuck wears a tanktop

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b) you lifted that too...

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oh

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i forgot to draw my abs on today shit

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hey tummies are way cooler than sixpacks

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even though that wonho guy can like get it

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say cheese

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get out of my FACE

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youre smiling tho

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you clearly like it

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excuse you this bed is too small for the both of us

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oops

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ouch

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shawty a lil fatty

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i mean ur ass

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how the fuck did that make me roll of the bed

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the power of haknyeons bubble butt!!!

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then im staying on the floor today

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no i was just kidding lmao come back up

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no, i enjoy the floor

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i wont come up

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then ill come down

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dont you dare fall on top of me

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GERONIMO

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call me dodge master 100

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thank god my phat peach acted as a cushion

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but why are you clinging to me now

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you are warm

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holy shit youre like the antarctica

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lets just stay like this for a second...

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is big baby sunwoo tired 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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lmao no

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youre nuzzling into my arm dumbfuck

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shh sing me a lullaby

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i said a lullaby, not wap

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fuck you and good night sunwoo

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ungood night haknyeon

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we are getting a cat woop woop i have an allergy but shes so cute sooo who cares

ive started writing the final chapter because i was on a five hour long car ride and... 👀