⁷: ulzzang

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younghorny
LMAO YALLS

younghorny
YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS

hakkernyeon
what happened

baeyonce
spill! 😊

chanew
oh no

younghorny
I WENT TO THIS FANCY CAFE

queenbeyonce
the way hes flexing on us broke asses

sunwoo
i WILL get richer than you

hakkernyeon
you wont, your streams suck

younghorny
AND I WAS CHILLING AT A TABLE SIPPING MY COFFEE

outshinedyourmom
hes not like other girls

iamawall
not at all

younghorny
SUDDENLY I HEAR SOME GIRLS WHISPER-SCREAMING NEXT TO ME AND I LOOK OVER TO THEIR TABLE TO HEAR BETTER

daddy
isnt that none of your business though

younghorny
lick my shoesole

younghorny
i stepped into dog shit today

gruyeon
what if thats his kink

daddy
its not.

chanew
continue coward

younghorny
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT AN ULZZANG SITTING AT A TABLE AND THEY WERE TOO SHY TO APPROACH THEM SO OF COURSE I LOOKED AT SAID TABLE

queenbeyonce
im waiting

kyuwu
continueee!

younghorny
i mean that boy just looked oddly familiar so i shrugged it off but still listened to those girls talking

younghorny
they approached him

baeyonce
and??? 🤔

younghorny
"hey oh my god chanhee, we are big fans of you and we are super shy, but we wanted to ask if we could take a picture together?"

queenbeyonce
LMAO

gruyeon
AS IF

iamawall
so they are the first ones to meet huh

hakkernyeon
sUnHaK exists..?

sunwoo
who tf are you

kyuwu
woah what a coincidence..

sunwoo
i would straight up leave

chanew
^

hakkernyeon
dude this is about YOU in the first place

chanew
self-hate ❤❤❤

chanew
anyways it gets worse

younghorny
YEAH

younghorny
I WAITED UNTIL THEY LEFT AND APPROACHED HIM AS WELL

chanew
"omo chanhee-ssi, i love you you handsome beast, could you sign both of my buttcheeks please uwu?"

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