Sarge: CABOOSE
He yells at Caboose, who is sleeping upside down. Caboose then yells and falls off the bed.Caboose: AH, what is it Sargent are we under attack by the blues?
He yells still on the floor.Grif: *sleepily* You are a blue Caboose.
He says half-asleep.Tucker: *sleepily* If you know Caboose, you know he is more a danger to you the more friendly you are. I'm counting the days until he accidentally blows up Ruby... Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
He says slowly getting up.Caboose: Ugh, I would never blow up Ruby! I think. Today. Maybe. No not really.
He says coming to his very few senses.Sarge: Shut up Caboose, we need to get you into boyfriend material!
He says happily. As Tucker groans and goes back to sleep.Caboose: OH YEAH! I have no idea how to do that.
He says honestly.Sarge: That's what we're here for!
Tucker: Not me I'm not helping him when I still need one.
Grif: Sarge, do I honestly look like boyfriend material, or like I have and any experience in the matter.
He says sticking his belly out.Sarge: *vomit* Good point, well that what I am here for caboose.
He says to Caboose who just replies with "neat" and then they go to practice dating etiquette.
*Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Grif having a workout montage*
Sarge: Okay Caboose, I will be Ruby, and you will be... well, you.
Caboose: Okay, hello Ruby would you like to make Cookies?
He asks Sarge who replies in a freakishly high pitched voice.Sarge: *imitating Ruby* Okay Caboose I cant wait to make Cookies with an amazing man such as you Caboose!
He says so high pitched that Velvet falls to the ground in pain covering her ears.Caboose: *nonsense stuttering and awkward small talk* ... okay now how do we make cookies, I just eat them.
Sarge: *high pitch* Well you're the man, you need to know how to do stuff.
He says says as Caboose runs away to find a cook book.Ruby: Hi Sarge! Do you know where Caboose is?
She says as Sarge jumps up, scared.Sarge: *still high pitched* Jeez Ruby, did Caboose teach you how to teleport or something?
Ruby: No, and why is your voice so high?
Sarge *high* What? *lowers it while coughing* I mean, whatever are you talking about? I am a man and my voice is deep as a well.
He says proudly and awkwardly as Caboose turns the corner with a cook book.Ruby: CABOOSE HI! What's that?
She yells as Caboose jumps up and throw the book at the window and Ruby looked at him confused.Caboose: AH! Ruby, it was, uh, Tucker's book on how to seduce women... whatever that means.
He says cluelessly.Ruby: I have no idea... ANYWAY LET'S GO MAKE COOKIES!
She yells enthusiastically jumping in the air.Caboose: AH YES LETS DO THAT THING YOU JUST SAID YAY YELLING NOISES!
*Timeskip brought to you by chibi Tucker's book on how to seduce women*
Ruby and Caboose go to the kitchen with the supplies and ingredients, they started to make the cookies. Everything was going smoothly, with the exeption for a few explosions. Outside of the kitchen, Tucker and Yang were watching. Yang being happy for her sister, Tucker with his hand on a detonator, which Yang notices and punches him through a couple of walls.
Then Ruby and Caboose finished the batch oh cookies, and the both jumped on some clutches and started eating them, Caboose with his helmet on.
Ruby: Caboose why don't you just take your helmet off?
She asks confused as to why someone would eat with a helmet on.Caboose: Oh I don't know how.
Ruby: What do you mean? Just lift it off.
Caboose: *Tries it* Nope doesn't work.
Ruby: What kind of armor is that?
Caboose: I have no idea...
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Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe
FanfictionSarge, Caboose, Tucker, and Grif magically get teleported into the RWBY universe, so yeah tucker is gunna have some fun with team RWBY Tucker: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW! Me: tucker this is a description, leave your saying for the ladies. Tucker: ugh such a...