Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Illegal actions

Sarge: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO— what? We missed it?
He says as team RWBY is standing next to a destroyed robot.

Yang: *through heavy breaths* Yeah, thanks for the help.

Caboose: Your welcome.

Tucker: That was sarcastic, Caboose.

Caboose: Well maybe my answer was sarcasm too.
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Weiss: That's... not how that works.

Grif: I'll cut you some slack since you're new, but Caboose is an idiot he doesn't know how anything works.

All but Ruby: We know.

Caboose: We know. Aw late again.
He says pouting.

Grif: If we wanted to make it on time, We probably shouldn't have stopped at McDonald's.
He says holding a bag full of Big Macs.

Tucker: Meh, is was worth it. *Blech* My bad.

Sarge: So do you want to have the celebration you tasked us with?

Yang: Wait you actually did that?

Blake: We only did that to get rid of you.

Sarge ran away.

Weiss: You people are weird.

Caboose/Grif/Tucker: I know/we know.
They say as Caboose groans and walks away also.

Ruby: Well if there is a party let's have it!

*timeskip brought to you by Chibi Grif forgetting to turn off the confetti machines*

Yang: What

Ruby: The

Blake: He—

Captain America: Language!
He says as a shield travels through another portal and hits Blake in the head then exits through another portal.

Sarge: What was that?

Yang: A portal. BUT WHAT IS THAT!
She yells as she points to a room entirely filled with confetti.

Grif: Oh right I forgot to turn it off.

Sarge: This is why we leave Simmons in charge of confetti.

Tucker: Well it was extremely good... until now.

Yang: I can tell.

Caboose: Well time for your party favors!
He says as he grabs the brick filled bags.

Yang: Party wha—
Headshot!

Weiss: WHAT WAS THAT!
She yells at Yang who got hit in the head with a brick filled bag.

Tucker: Caboose's party favor.
Caboose is winding up.

Weiss: That was a bri—
Stomach shot! She falls over in pain.

Ruby: Uh caboose. Can we talk about this please.
She says slowly backing up.

Caboose: Oh but ruby, I have a SPECIAL treat for you.~
He says grabbing the cookie, Ruby sees this and gets exited.

Ruby: Ooh is that a coo—
Right in the mouth, she starts to choke on the cookie until she passes out. Ozpin enters stage left.

Ozpin: WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?
He says pointing to the bodies.

Caboose: ... TUCKER DID IT!
He says pointing to where the others were. They ran though.

Ozpin: That's What I thought. *Caboose start to creep away* FREEZE!

Caboose: What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs! Like cookies!

Ozpin calls the police, when they get there they start to ask questions and Ruby wakes up.